Concording the digital world
2008-05-28 | Filed Under Amusing |
Normally, I’m not really that bothered which chassis my computers come in, as long as they can take a huge number of large cooling fans, have USB ports on the front, and aren’t made of beige plastic. I expect most people use this approach when shopping for computer cases.
So what can the manufacturers of PC cases do to increase their sales? They have to make their boxes in stores stick out like a sore thumb. They have to give me some reason to believe that this is the case for me, and that I was a fool for even briefly considering any other product.
And so, while recently browsing the seemingly endless selection of cases, I noticed one box that said this on the side:
Armed with “Honor”: Centurion represents quality of Discipline, Honor, Integrity & Loyalty. Now you don’t have to be a Caesar to concord the digital world while feeling safe and proud.
Naturally, this was destined to be my PC case. This kind of shameless Engrish cannot go unrewarded. After all, I can now proudly concord the digital world without having to travel back in time and wear olive branches in my hair. And above all, I do so with a profound sense of safety and pride.
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